dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

missespeon:

"you cant use fictional characters to encourage yourself theyre not real"

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

the best kisses ever or how really made the kissing scene on a bridge 

saucymerbabe:

No one.

No one.

EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.

Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.

You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.

A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.

So I’m at the airport reading Destiel smut and I hear someone laugh just as I laughed at a funny part. I turned around. The man was reading over my shoulder. He shrugged. I shrugged. We continued.

kittyhowell:

I love the world :)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

kaitiiu:

mspoffin:

wtf do i even wear on a date

cosplay