swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

pugalecki:

tillyouandiseethesun:

pugalecki:

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

dude

what

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

disvalue:

i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

relahvant:

I’m 17 and somehow still able to lose my mum in a supermarket

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT
creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT