"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.