my-name-is-hilarious:

"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

truangles:

A Bangladeshi girl hangs on to the side of a train, Unknown Source

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

missrem-ains:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Yes. We would.

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich